Recent Movie Reviews


CoolDr's Trad. Anim. 2 CoolDr's Trad. Anim. 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice.


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Fluffo Fluffo

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Venonat


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SS13_2 - Crystal Uses SS13_2 - Crystal Uses

Rated 5 / 5 stars

umm

Lord Jordan of the 25th dimension, will the crystals make me live forever if I insert them into my anus? I will do anything to ascend to a plane of higher being where I can live without violence, hunger and minorities!


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Recent Game Reviews


Kill those Ponies! Kill those Ponies!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

As a non-gay, this game gave me some time to relieve some stress. I really enjoyed the Time Crisis style gallery shooting thing, and would like to see more of those on NG. The animation was pretty decent, nothing looked offensively bad. I will say that the game started to lag at a point where I was using the machine gun alot (or maybe my flash player sucks ass).
Sans the gag-worthy memes, this was a very enjoyable experience for me and my inner homicidal thug-killer. He and I get along pretty well seeing as how we both despies bronies equally as much. Also, it wouldn't hurt to get a better mic for stuff like the intro.
LUV N TOLURINCE BRO, NEEEEIGH.



Star Gun Heroes Star Gun Heroes

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Hmm, you got something

Originally I clicked cuz i thought 'I fuckin luv gun star heroes!"
Well first of all, the sprites are nice, and I like the aesthetics overall.
Music want bad at all, just not ear catching.
Sound effects kinda muffled and shit, but can be easily fixed.

The controls is where It first fell flat. It controlled like a paraplegic on a muddy Fisher Price slide. In other words, it was slow as dick and not very precise. But it's cool cuz it can be fixed like nuttin. I am not sure if this is because lag or slowdown, or because of the coding.

Another gripe was that the turrets took 5 years to kill. Shooting them felt really dragged out and like I was wasting time trying to get rid of em'.


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DarrylJreid responds:

"... like a paraplegic on a muddy Fisher Price slide" ... cracked me up!


Hentai Octopus Adventure Hentai Octopus Adventure

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Don't worry

I still came.


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Recent Audio Reviews


House of Bits House of Bits

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Holy

wow.
Sound like you really know what you're doing.



xKore - jpop remixu xKore - jpop remixu

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Not just kawaii..

But dirty as fuck.


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(KKK)Wheelz on da Whip go rnd (KKK)Wheelz on da Whip go rnd

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Da wheels on da whip

makes all da hoes stop
all da hoes stop..
all da hoes stop.

Da wheelz on da wheep make da hoes suck my cock.
All through da hood. $$$


Recent Art Reviews


The Poopoo Planet The Poopoo Planet

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Get scouted already!



Telebubby (Poe) Telebubby (Poe)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is creepily badass.


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deathink responds:

THANKS!


pokemonall2 back pokemonall2 back

Rated 5 / 5 stars

poemonalltoobhack

I almost thought he died of a stroke