All 10 game Reviews


Kill those Ponies! Kill those Ponies!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

As a non-gay, this game gave me some time to relieve some stress. I really enjoyed the Time Crisis style gallery shooting thing, and would like to see more of those on NG. The animation was pretty decent, nothing looked offensively bad. I will say that the game started to lag at a point where I was using the machine gun alot (or maybe my flash player sucks ass).
Sans the gag-worthy memes, this was a very enjoyable experience for me and my inner homicidal thug-killer. He and I get along pretty well seeing as how we both despies bronies equally as much. Also, it wouldn't hurt to get a better mic for stuff like the intro.
LUV N TOLURINCE BRO, NEEEEIGH.



Star Gun Heroes Star Gun Heroes

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Hmm, you got something

Originally I clicked cuz i thought 'I fuckin luv gun star heroes!"
Well first of all, the sprites are nice, and I like the aesthetics overall.
Music want bad at all, just not ear catching.
Sound effects kinda muffled and shit, but can be easily fixed.

The controls is where It first fell flat. It controlled like a paraplegic on a muddy Fisher Price slide. In other words, it was slow as dick and not very precise. But it's cool cuz it can be fixed like nuttin. I am not sure if this is because lag or slowdown, or because of the coding.

Another gripe was that the turrets took 5 years to kill. Shooting them felt really dragged out and like I was wasting time trying to get rid of em'.


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DarrylJreid responds:

"... like a paraplegic on a muddy Fisher Price slide" ... cracked me up!


Hentai Octopus Adventure Hentai Octopus Adventure

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Don't worry

I still came.


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Make A Ham! Make A Ham!

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Aww man

You got me hungry and excited for nothing :<


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sonic hedgehog hero pt 1 sonic hedgehog hero pt 1

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Chicken

I fell through the damn platform like 12 times.
I jumped but did not go into the air, as if gravity was fucking me in the ass.
Sprites could be more fluid.
Barely playable.


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HighFlash: Stoned Games HighFlash: Stoned Games

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Oh wow

You must of been high on a marijuana blunt of weed, toking up hardcore to have made this. 420 man, I will now blow up my school.



Ninja Reflex Training Ninja Reflex Training

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Damn

The jumping is tits. It feels like i'm glued to the ground.
Fix it and u have a solid game.



Super Ryucopter Super Ryucopter

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Quit spamming

Buttmunch!



Mershaq The Game Mershaq The Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

You ded

hommie



Ching Chong Beautiful Ching Chong Beautiful

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hot game

In the ass