Lord Jordan of the 25th dimension, will the crystals make me live forever if I insert them into my anus? I will do anything to ascend to a plane of higher being where I can live without violence, hunger and minorities!
As a non-gay, this game gave me some time to relieve some stress. I really enjoyed the Time Crisis style gallery shooting thing, and would like to see more of those on NG. The animation was pretty decent, nothing looked offensively bad. I will say that the game started to lag at a point where I was using the machine gun alot (or maybe my flash player sucks ass).
Sans the gag-worthy memes, this was a very enjoyable experience for me and my inner homicidal thug-killer. He and I get along pretty well seeing as how we both despies bronies equally as much. Also, it wouldn't hurt to get a better mic for stuff like the intro.
LUV N TOLURINCE BRO, NEEEEIGH.
Hmm, you got something
Originally I clicked cuz i thought 'I fuckin luv gun star heroes!"
Well first of all, the sprites are nice, and I like the aesthetics overall.
Music want bad at all, just not ear catching.
Sound effects kinda muffled and shit, but can be easily fixed.
The controls is where It first fell flat. It controlled like a paraplegic on a muddy Fisher Price slide. In other words, it was slow as dick and not very precise. But it's cool cuz it can be fixed like nuttin. I am not sure if this is because lag or slowdown, or because of the coding.
Another gripe was that the turrets took 5 years to kill. Shooting them felt really dragged out and like I was wasting time trying to get rid of em'.
"... like a paraplegic on a muddy Fisher Price slide" ... cracked me up!
I still came.
Sound like you really know what you're doing.
Not just kawaii..
But dirty as fuck.
Da wheels on da whip
makes all da hoes stop
all da hoes stop..
all da hoes stop.
Da wheelz on da wheep make da hoes suck my cock.
All through da hood. $$$