AxelTheNavy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CoolDr's Trad. Anim. 2]

Nice.

[Fluffo]

Venonat

[SS13_2 - Crystal Uses]

umm

Lord Jordan of the 25th dimension, will the crystals make me live forever if I insert them into my anus? I will do anything to ascend to a plane of higher being where I can live without violence, hunger and minorities!

[Picnic]

Dang

How the fuck could you dump Donald?
You know what they say about ducks with big flippers...

[Caturday]

Damn

Animation is very smooth.
Simple concept.
And the cat is not attacthed to a pop tart with a rainbow.
Best thing I've seen in the portal today..this week...in a while.

[Epic Nyan Vader]

Okay

I know this "joke" or meme or whaterver the shit is popular.
but fuck make some original. Make something actually funny and that you put effort into.
I can't even call it an animation really. Memes are basically like cop-outs that you can use in place of something actually funny. I hate that. But I don't hate you. Ok maybe a lil.

[Giant Fish Stain 1]

Oh God

This was amazing.

[SS - Channeling]

Oh boy

I love these preachy, pretentious videos of you flaunting your self proclaimed "knowledge" of the spiritual body, which a good handful of people
don't go on Newgrounds to watch about, and which 99 percent of people in general don't give a duck fuck about, and would think you were talking out the sweatiest part of your ass (which I'm pretty confident that you are.)

I didn't know I could spiritually talk to my pets by hypnotizing them. Maybe I can get my chinchilla to nibble on the head of my dick If i act like a douche and put it in an "animation" or rather slideshow of pictures from Goole images on Newgrounds. Yeah, I know it's a bit wierd seeing as how NG is for stuff that's "entertaining," but I just gotta be different because I am so much of an indu-fucking-vidual.

It's not that I think this is just some pile of bullshit hippie-fuck, I
just don't want it anywhere near an animation. Put this shit on Godtube or something where it belongs. Most of them are impressionable enough to give a shit about this anyway.

[Man Man 3]

Milk me..

Not only did I trip over my own feet trying to find a skit in this actually funny, I also strained my eyes trying to find art that wasn't resemblant of a 5 year old or and autistic, or a 5 year old autistic. Some of Cristo's skits were alright aesthetically because he didn't try to do more than he could, Onion's were just hard to look at (especially use of gradients, eww!), and the Fab IMO has a bit of drawing ability, but animates like a 5 year old and has the humor of one.
Awesomefaces and XD's? Epic win? Is it fucking 2004? I'm not being an elitist or anything (at least I'm not trying to), I just really hate to see humor that uses memes, especially ones no normal human uses anymore. When and if people watch this in 10 years, they won't get the reference. I find the trait of an animation's ability to be considered timeless a good thing because it makes it more accessible to watchers. Also it doesn't make you look like a huge tool and/or "faggot"
In terms of humor, never be afraid to push the envelope or make fun of someone or something. Do something spontaneous, or zany! And not any of the "PIZZA! HAHAHA I IZ TEH RANDOM X3" type shit made into the bonfire of weaboo bonfires over the internet, some actually funny. I'm not saying go and call some random a mean name, I just don't like watching little campy skits that look like they were made for a version of MAD that would only air on Nick fuckin Junior.