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[Sonic Ignition Ep1 Act1]

"Gee I wonder how the boys are making out"

With their tongues.

LycanDiva responds:

The episode hit an unforseen preloader snag, which I fixed. The whole videos will now play properly.

[Amy saves sonic]

lrn2drawn***a

Highly recommend you learn how to draw a bit better before taking up flash.

Battlething responds:

This was not ment to be a master piece. I just wanted te send something becuase if I don`t, I can`t focus enough making working on a bigger way better project.

And I can draw way freakin better then this. I have my other flashes to prove it.

[Hulalaoo Gif]

Shut up Alex

I love it, thank you

[Madness Confliction]

Yes

good hulalaoo
make me wish other people could be better, like that piece of shit Spazkid guy.

Hulalaoo responds:

Yeah, Spazkid suck

[Scott Pilgrim vs...]

Spoadkosald

After the first one, the other ones were irritatingly predictable. I don't know what to see about the animation, because I didn't really see any, just static stills, which I may have been able to overlook if it was actually clever. I mean, the joke would have been okay once, but you decided to re-use the formula by probably searching on google "What has seven things related to it" and randomized the results, picked them out, and most likely didn't even have to write a script for it.
I'm just having trouble finding where the effort was put into this really.

[Kos Tape Arms]

"ZOMG"

Oh man, my sides are still recovering from hoe RANDOM that peanut butter and jelly sandwich joke was! Seriously, this was like watching watching a really bad Chinese bootleg of Family Guy.
I honestly wish I could say that i liked the animation. But that is not the case. While the actual animation was ok, your style looks like i threw up and shit on a man's chest, smeared it around, then put some yellow paint over it for decoration.
The humor was a type of watered down story book made for Ms. Johnson's kindergarten class, so that she could read it right before nap time. The impression the characters leave on me is a combination of "Godammit shut up you annoying vegetable" and "what bad dreamworks movie are these fuckers from?"
And no I'm not "TROLLING" just because I'm actually trying to criticize this shit. But it's really, really hard not to throw at least one insult something this..GAY!
All I am saying is, try making something that will make people who passed grammar school laugh. Also I wish the skit at the end would become a reality.

OnionsXD responds:

Well my good sir I'd like to say this is a very....extensive review...despite your feeble attempt at negating my cartoon series I will still move on with it and hopefully get better at script etc. I will keep you tuned with this series and hopefully someday you will come to like it as that is my goal. Thank you for the review.

[WGJ4K: Confirmed 4 Brawl]

OK compared to your more recent ones I guess

Perfect example of taking a (very old) concept, or in this case an observation, and turning it into a hyperbole. This method of jokes in itself has good potential, if executed correctly. In this case it was not. It's kind of like biting off more than you can chew or jumping the shark and not doing anything creative with it. And just because you ACKNOWLEDGE the fact that the joke isn't even irrelevant today, REALLY DOESN'T make things any better. What, does that mean you're supposed to have immunity from being criticized? (I know many people think that way yet refuse to accept it)
Although I guess I have trying to go about with a slightly different type of wkj4k skit, I'm going to assume it's sort of experimental (Like it even matters, everyone's going to like anyway)
Overall, lackluster, not very original, seen it done before(2 years ago)
I don't give a fuck if this is marked as useless just because i'm giving actual criticism, as oppesed to me not giving an actual review and just saying "AWESOME WORK AS ALWAYS, 10/10, 5/5, SLURP SLURP, etc."

But because of the good quality of the animation, I feel as if people overlook the actual content of the series. :(
And as I don't wanna sounds like a bitter, jackass of a pessimist, unless you can drastically change the formula of these episodes, I honestly don't see them getting any more consistent.

[Dem Parodeez - 1]

I can honestly say

This is funnier then any other Sonic parody I've sen here.
I'm quite erect to know what occurs next.